Who knew there were farting blogs??
..........I LOOKED THEM UP AND THERE ARE SUCH THINGS!!LOTS OF THEM--TYPE IT IN ON YOUR BROWSER.REALLY!! I'M SERIOUS!!SEE??!!...CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE??HEY, ALSO THE OTHER SP CALLED ME UP TODAY TO TELL ME HE...
View ArticleCHINESE DRY WALL ALERT
MILLIONS OF HOMES INTHE US, CANADA AND EVEN AUSTRALIA CONTAIN TOXIC CHINESE DRYWALL. HOW DO YOU TELL IF YOUR HOME CONTAINS THIS TOXIC TIMEBOMB? THERE'S A SIMPLE TEST THAT REQUIRES NO SPECIAL EQUIPMENT....
View ArticleMARILYN MANSON IS GOING COUNTRY
MANSON GOES COUNTRYIT'S OFFICIAL --MARILYN MANSON CONFIRMS HE WILL BE RELEASING COUNTRY ALBUM SOON, SEVERAL PRESS AGENCIES REPORT. Although some think the move is a bit of a stretch, Reba McEntire, who...
View ArticleISIS LEADER A SOCIAL WORKER?
ABU BAKR AL-BAGHDADI, THE LEADER OF ISIS,IS KNOWN AS A RUTHLESS GUY TO SAY THE LEAST.HOWEVER, RECENT INFORMATION EMERGING FROMA CLOSE CONFIDANT SHOWS HIM TO HAVE ASURPRISINGLY SOFT SIDE. Wahid...
View ArticleRECKON' MARIJUANA STOCKS EVER GET HIGH?!;)=);)
SWEETPEA SNEAKIN' IN ON SATRIEPATCH!:)=)
View ArticleThis is a satire & a 1/2!
RECKON' FAITH & TIM ARE COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING SUCH AS THEIR SEX LIFE THEY ALWAYS BRING UP OR MARRIAGE BEING BAD OR FAILING?!... #PATHETIC #MYOPINION #COMMENT
View ArticleRESEARCH DISCOVERS HORSE PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES
RECENTLY PUBLISHED RESEARCH AT THE UNIVERSITY OF PRINZWEILER HAS PROVEN WHAT MANY HAVE SUSPECTED ALL ALONG --HORSE PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES. "We wouldn'tnecessarily use that term" says Dr Von...
View ArticleI told Satire Patch to poast THIS!
"PUT THE PILLS IN THE PEOPLE." BILL COSBY (tmpression) (spot on) portrayed by EDDIE MURPHY. He said that skit 1st!
View ArticleKenny Chesney Midget Wrestling Video Surfaces
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View ArticleNBC SHOW "THE WHISPERER WHISPERER" DEBUTS IN DECEMBER
................IT SEEMS AS IF THERE'S A WHISPERER FOR EVERY PROBLEM THESE DAYS, as well as a show for every Whisperer. Well, NBC is set to outdo the other Whisperer Shows with "The Whisperer...
View ArticleCALIFORNIA CRACKER BARREL GOES PUNK
......CRACKER BARREL IS KNOWN FOR ITS HEARTY MEALS, OLD FASHIONED COUNTRY STORE THEME, AND FRIENDLY SERVICE, but apparently that wasn't enough for the franchise to make it in liberal San Francisco. "We...
View ArticleMOVE OVER JOAQUIN, HELLO ARKANSAS!
*************************************************************************************FIRST THERE WAS RIVER. THEN THERE WAS JOAQUIN. NOW, IT'S ARKANSAS PHEONIX, the unknown Pheonix brother, to the...
View ArticleDAVID CARUSO WILL RECEIVE BAILOUT MONEY TO PAY FOR ACTING LESSONS
...DAVID CARUSO, AN INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS SQUINTED AND STAMMERED HIS WAY INTO FAME, will receive no less than 16 million dollars of federal bailout money to underwrite acting lessons. Although the current...
View ArticleMANATEES ON RAMPAGE, JONAS BROTHERS GET INVOLVED
IF YOU THOUGHT MANATEES WERE PLACID HERBIVORES WHO ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED, you may rethink your opinion of the marine mammals after reading this exclusive story out of Florida about a population of the...
View ArticleSAVANTS AT DINNER
THE MARILYN MANSON/REBA McENTIRE DUET THAT NEVER HAPPENED http://satirepatch.blogspot.com/2008/06/marilyn-manson-goes-country.html--FOR A FEW SHINING DAYS, it was the talk of the airwaves and many...
View ArticleCHINESE YEAR OF THE ROOSTER SURPRISE
SEVERAL SOURCES CONFIRM THE CHINESE PRESIDENT will soon announcean unusual gift from the government to displaced workers --a free, sort of, chicken. As our source explained, "We are concerned about...
View ArticleONE SENTENCE SHORT STORY
THIS IS THE SAD STORY of an elevator repair man with attention deficit disorder.
View ArticleFARTING NOW MODERN ART
A NEW MODERN ART SHOW IN NEW YORK CITY has drawn a lot of controversial attention, but not as much as one might expect given the subject: gas, flatulence, cutting the cheese....shall we say more....
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