KATE BOSWORTH AND AMANDA DETMER WERE LISTENING TO A HIP AND HAPPENIN' BEYONCE/PINK MIX ON THEIR STEREO WHILE WATCHING A WOLVERINE TRAILER AND TALKING ABOUT WEDDING VENUES, WHEN IN POPPED WILL SMITH WHO TOLD THE STARTLED KATE AND AMANDA THAT HE SECRETLY CONVERTED TO SCIENTOLOGY THREE YEARS AGO, AND SINCE THEN HAS ACHIEVED OPERATING THETAN LEVEL FIVE WHERE HE LEARNED THAT AUTISM IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS AND THE ONLY WAY FOR THOSE OF US WITH NORMAL MINDS TO ACTUALIZE OUR CAPACITY TO EXPERIENCE IS BY MAKING RATIONAL DECISIONS ABOUT ORGANIZING OUR LIVES, THROUGH SUCH BANAL MEANS AS USING CLOSET ORGANIZERS AND MAKING SENSIBLE PURCHASES LIKE BUYING A TOYOTA PRIUS
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