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UPON HEARING THE NEWS THAT WHEN THE TERRORISTS LEAVE GUANTANOMO BAY SHAKIRA WILL BE SENT IN THEIR PLACE DUE TO CHARGES OF CULTURAL GENOCIDE AGAINST HER, SHAKIRA REQUESTED THAT SHE BE FURNISHED A CELL COMPLETE WITH X GAMES, ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE, A VALENTINE'S DAY CARD, ADVANCE NOTICE OF OSCAR NOMINATIONS, MAKEUP BRUSHES, VACCINES AGAINST OVARIAN CANCER, AND A BOUND PORTIA DE ROSSI.